January 2009
7 posts
A few examples of battle chatter in Halo Wars:
—“Has anyone seen...
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OMG, they actually now have spartans asking for John within a new halo game!!!
John? are you there? John?
* Sean says:
* lol
* it was literally impossible to beat BattleToads in co-op because at a point the controls for pl2 dont work and he HAS to die in this one section, they didnt playtest it thru to that point
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* The most critical flaw occurs in level 11, entitled Clinger Winger. During a 2-player game, the second player is unable to move in level 11, and therefore must lose all of his or her lives before player one can continue the level.
* Sean says:
* cannot be avoided
* there you go
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* 2 player is harder than 1 player
* Sean says:
* mos def
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* i can't even imagine what it'd be like if it was 4 player
* with the controller adapter
* Sean says:
* or 8player? ZOMG
* daisy chain controller adapters; 32 player
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* i don't think you could do that
* Sean says:
* if you modz it you canz
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* and even if you could no games supported it
* Sean says:
* battletoads did
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* sigh
* Sean says:
* just had to hox0rz it
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* hox0rs?
* Sean says:
* WOOOOHOOOOO
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* really?
* hox0rz
* Sean says:
* YUP!
* YOU KNOW IT
* ZOMG ISNT IT GREAT
* I JUST WANT TO SKULLFUCK THAT GAME
* mas?
* ZOMG THE NINJAS GOT HIM! I ONLYZ HOPE IM A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE HIMZZ
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* talking with you is bad for my health
* Sean says:
* THERE YOU ARE! JESUS I WAS SCARE FOR A MINUTE, I THGOUHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO A-BUTTON ATTACK EVERY FUCKER IN HERE
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* www.virtualnes.com
* Sean says:
* WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU IN MY LIFE, YOU SEXY PIECE OF ASIAN? LETS GET INTIMATE AND SPOON
* (lol)
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* why do girls like you
* Sean says:
* i have NO idea
* the more pressing question is why are we friends?
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* oh god you're right
* Sean - When I close my eyes, I am at the center of the sun says:
* we're like best buddies
* 2 peas in a pod
* a sexy pod
* like invasion of th ebody snatchers
* where the girl is reborn
* totally nakedz
* WOOOOO
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* fair enough
* fatty
* Sean says:
* at least im not as fat as YOU
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* eat any butterfried salads lately?
* Sean says:
* no, did you eat an entire COW?
* HUH!?
* i bet you did
* you fegan
* thats a fake vegan
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* ok i can't talk to you
* anymore
* Sean says:
* lol
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* this is the type of thing that retards say are retarded
* in essence
* Sean says:
* lol stop
* serious
* Mas y Mas!!! says:
* you're being a retarded retard right now
Guy or Girl
The game: Guy or Girl The Objective: for no one to confuse you for the opposite sex the rules: every time you notice someone where you cannot identify the sex, you call out “minus a hundred” and they are awarded -100 points (or penalized 100 points, however you want to word it) and you and the person you call it out to (in this case, you) are awarded a poitn each. the beauty of the game is that...
Sean - Cuz we need hints says:
whoaOAoaoao
you're a giant vagina
givagina
DnB
bet i know the reason pendulum went all metal after their first album cuz dnb sucks and they realized it and they were like ‘what have we unleashed upon thine world and sacrificed themselves thorugh hari kari and then went metal